One morning I was reminded by my secretary that it was my wife's birthday. At lunch, I went to the local mall and tried to find a gift for her. Upon passing a lingerie store, I realised that my wife has never had any real sexy lingerie.

I got the idea to buy her something real sexy to make her feel good. I went into the store and told the clerk to wrap up the most expensive, sheerest negligee she had.

I took the parcel and raced home to give my wife her gift. She was in the kitchen so I asked her to go upstairs and unwrap it and I'd wait in the kitchen.

My wife said thanks and happily raced upstairs to the bedroom.

Opening the package, she realised that this was something she'd never had before and that it was so sheer that it left nothing to the imagination.

She thought for a moment and then decided that she would really surprise me and go down stairs without any clothes on at all. So she left the negligee on the bed and came down the stairs stark naked and called out, "RI--ICK, ... come out to the hallway and look".

I walked out to the staircase, looked up at my wife and exclaimed, " BLOODY HECK, .... ALL THAT MONEY !!!!!!! .... THE LEAST THEY COULD HAVE DONE IS IRON OUT THE WRINKLES !!!!!!!!!".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Rick. We dont want to know about your love life lmao

Too many reruns of Benny Hill ........