One day, Bill noticed that a new couple had moved into the house next door. He was VERY quick to notice that the woman liked to sunbathe in the backyard, usually in a skimpy bikini that showed off a magnificent pair of BREATS.

Bill suddenly found an interest in gardening and made it a point to water and trim his lawn as often as possible, hoping for yet another look.

Finally, he could stand it no more. Walking to the front door of the new neighbour's house, he knocked and waited. The husband, a large, burly bloke, opened the door.

"Excuse me," Bill stammered, "But I couldn't help noticing how beautiful your wife is".

"Yeah?, So?" his neighbour, the hulk, replied.

"Well, in particular, I'm really struck by how beautiful her BREATS are. I would gladly pay you ten thousand dollars if I could kiss those BREATS".

The burly gorilla is about to deck poor infatuated Bill when the wife appears and stops him. She pulls him inside and they discuss Bill's offer for a few minutes.

Finally, they return and ask Bill to step inside. "O.K." the husband says gruffly, "For ten thousand dollars, you can kiss my wife's BREATS".

At this, the wife unbuttons her blouse, and the twin objects of Bill's desire hang freely in front of his face at last. Bill took one in each hand, and proceeded rub his face against them in complete and total ecstacy. This went on for several minutes, until the husband became annoyed. "Well, come on already, KISS 'EM!!!" he growled.

Bill's muffled reply was, "I can't", and continued to nuzzle.

"Why not??", demanded the husband, getting really angry now.

Bill said, "I don't have ten thousand dollars".

Hey that sounds like me!

Good one Rick!

RIP Bill.

HeHe,

I couldn't resist dedicating this one to Bill. Considering that the story is wrapped around Bill's object of desire, ...BREATS. You could almost say that it was written for him.

Rick.

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