Enrique walked into a jewelry store late one Friday afternoon with a beautiful young womanat his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his special lady.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him.

Enrique said, "I don't think you understand, I want something VERY special".

The jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000", he said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. Seeing this, Enrique said,"We'll take it".

When the jeweler asked how payment would be made, Enrique said, "By cheque. I know you need to make sure my cheque is good, so I'll write it out now and you can clear it with the bank on monday morning to verify the funds are available and I'll pick the ring up on Monday Afternoon".

Monday morning, a very irate jeweler phoned Enrique and said, "There's no money in that account !!!".

"I know", said Enrique, "but can you imagine the weekend I've just had ???".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Enrique,

This is exactly the situation Bill needs a "Tech Article" on...

Now that is a good idea...Lets see where to i start?

First i need a Girl... then a check book...

The REALLY funny thing.....she thought I had it on layaway for the WHOLE summer!

E