A bus carrying only ugly people was involved in a crash and everyone died and went to heaven.

Because of the grief they have suffered, God decided to give them one wish each.

They all lined up and God asked the first one what their wish is. The person answered,"I wamt to be beautiful". God snapped his fingers and it was done.

The second person saw this and said,"I want to be beautiful". SNAP, the wish was granted.

This went on for a while, but when God was half way down the line, the last bloke started laughing.

When there are only ten people left, the bloke is rolling on the floor,laughing his pants off.

Finally, God gets to the end and asks the laughing one what his wish is.

He eventually caught his breath and said, "Make 'em all ugly again".

Rick.

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That's too funny, but Rick,

was the wait really all that long?

Will

Just how many people where there Rick?

Damn dude...come on...spell check! PEOPLE not peaple

Hey Will,

That'd be me at the end of the line doing all the laughing mate.

Our Bill,

Full coach load mate, 54 pax plus driver.

Ron,

I sometimes wonder if our Bill intends to rewrite the dictionary.

Rick.

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I sometimes wonder if our Bill intends to rewrite the dictionary.

You mean re-rite don't you?

Rick-I got it, your wifes' name wouldn't happen to be Hyacinth would it...

Will

Will,

Hyacinth ???????? HUH ???????????????????

Luke,

Thanx fa da corexshun mate.

Rick.

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