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Bill went into a cafe and sat down. A waitress came to take his order and he asked her, "What's the special of the day?'.

"Chili" she said, "but the gentleman next to you got the last bowl of it".

Bill said that he'd just have a coffee and the waitress went to get it. As he was waiting, he noticed the man next to him was eating a full lunch and the bowl of chili remained uneaten.

"Are you going to eat your chili?" Bill asked.

"No, help yourself", replied his neighbour.

Now, ..... Bill's not one to pass up a free meal, so he picked up a spoon and eagerly began devouring the chili. When he got half way through the bowl, he noticed the body of a dead mouse in the bottom of the bowl. Sickened, he puked the chili he had just eaten back into the bowl.

The man sitting next to him said, "Yeah, that's as far as I got too".

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