On their first night to be together, Bill and his new wife go to get changed. Bill’s new wife comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. Bill says, "My dear, we are married now, you can open your robe."

The Bill’s wife opens her robe, and he is astonished. "Oh, oh, aaaahhh," he exclaims, "My word, you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.

Puzzled, she asks, "My picture?"

Bill answers, "Yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever."

She smiles and he takes her picture, and then Bill heads into the bathroom to shower.

Bill comes out wearing his robe and his new wife asks, "Why do you wear a robe? We are married now."

At that the Bill opens his robe and she exclaims, "Oh, oh, oh my, let me get a picture."

Bill beams and asks, "Why?"

She answers, "So I can get it enlarged."

:nervous: funny......

The photographer sent me some of the photos of the wedding.....

Please note the scenic backdrop for the Groom's and Bride's Party shot.

Dang; second try....

And please note the loving look in both their eyes.....

Gotta love that leg shot!

Now that's funny.....sorry Bill! Hey, think of the economy of the deal.....one wedding and the equivalent of three wives, all in one package deal. I hope for Bill's sake she doesn't insist on being on top!!!

A couple were in the honeymoon suite, and the groom started to undress. As he removed his shoes and socks, his new bride commented on his deformed toes. 'Oh, I had toe-lio as a child' he replied. He dropped his pants to reveal disfigured knees. He told his bride he had a bout of knee-sles when he was younger. As he shed his shorts, the new bride said, 'I see you had small-cox too'.

The young man ask his father what he should do on his wedding night. Dad, being discrete, says "Son, just put the largest part of you into the hairiest part of her. Dad, being curious, was listening outside of the bedroom door and to his amazement heard the young wife say to her husband "What's your nose doing in my armpit?"

Hey there Enrique,

That photo of all the blokes in the wedding party;

Take into account the fact that the blokes are standing in front of a garage, imagine a funny hat on the bloke second from the right, then imagine him standing next to a Zed .

Using your imagination, does he remind you of someone????????

Rick.

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You know,

I firmly believe that EVERYONE deserves a chance to live happily ever after.

Maybe that's why the groom is wearing runners.

Had that been me, I most certainly would have put them to good use and DONE a runner.

Rick.

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Wow, just imagine how much flour you'd need to use on her......sheeeeesh!

Thanks for the laugh Bill.

No problem just doing what i can to help!