Newlywed #2

Shortly after the wedding, the Newlyweds find themselves in Marriage Counseling. The councelor askes the young bride what the problems are, and she replies- "I can't take him out anymore and the sex is just not the same."

When asked to eloborate about going out she says "I don't know what has gotten into him. Wherever we go, he feels he must pick his nose at all times-look, he's doing it now!"

The counselor asks about the sexual problems, to which she replies-

"Before, when we were just dating, and later engaged, we would have sex anywhere, anytime- whenever and however we wanted. No position was untried. Now he doesn't let me get on top, and I really liked being on top!"

The counselor ponders the situation, looks at the nose picking husband and asks for an explanation about these new behaviours.

The Young Husband replies- "Well, right before the wedding, my daddy came up to me and said 'Son, you are about to become a man, and I am proud of you. Here is some marital advice to get you on the way to a long and happy marriage-

ALWAYS KEEP YOUR NOSE CLEAN, AND DON'T F*CK UP!'"