A "heads up" for you and any of your guy friends who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping. Simply going out to get supplies has turned out to be quite traumatic. Don't be naive enough to think it couldn't happen to you. Here's how the scam works:

Two seriously good-looking 18 or 19-year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy Tee-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say "No" and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the back seat. On the way, they start having sex with each other. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and performs oral sex on you, while the other one steals your wallet. I had my wallet stolen May 4th, 8th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, three times just yesterday, and very likely again this upcoming weekend.

Again - please beware!!

man i work there.. and ive never seen this scam..

i guess ill be spending all my time in the parking lot now!

You were truly scammed………they were both transvestites

I also heard that one of the girls mentioned something about how lucky she was to have had a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers...... ROFL

That was me she was talking about, Tom

I keep going back, but they point, giggle and run away.

Now how are these girls dressed? Are we sure none of use got drunk and thought we were at Home Depot shopping.

You were truly scammed………they were both transvestites

Now how are these girls dressed? Are we sure none of use got drunk and thought we were at Home Depot shopping.

Am I the only one that notices the ..... Too Much Information .... part of these two posts?

Is this what is referred to as a Freudian SLIP?

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no a Freudian slip is when your woman calls you by another man's name

I always thought the the Freudian slip was the slip Freud wore under his dress..

I also heard that one of the girls mentioned something about how lucky she was to have had a magnifying glass and a pair of tweezers...... ROFL

You think I grew this to please them???!!!???!!! I got this baby to make ME happy!

You think I grew this to please them???!!!???!!! I got this baby to make ME happy!

The real conversation there was:

Hot Babe: "(chuckling), Who you gonna please with that?"

Guy: "(with authority), Me, bitch!"

Will

(Obviously, I have been haunted...by our top poster)

You know that joke too I take it!

One of my favorites!