One day a nun was standing on the side of the road waiting for a cab. John stopped his cab and picked her up. During the ride she noticed that the he was staring at her.

When she asked him why, he said, "I want to ask you something, but I don't want to offend you."

She said, "You can't offend me. I have been a nun long enough that I have heard just about everything."

John then said, "Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun give me a blow job."

She said, "Well, perhaps we can work something out under two conditions. You have to be single, and you have to be Catholic."

Immediately John said, "Oh, yes! I'm single and I'm Catholic!"

The nun said, "Okay, pull into that alley."

John pulled into the alley and the nun went to work. Shortly afterwards, the he started crying.

The nun said, "My child, what's the matter?"

He said tearfully, "Sister, I have sinned. I lied, I lied...I'm married and I'm Jewish!"

The nun replied, "That's okay. My name's Rick and I'm on my way to a costume party!"

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