On their wedding night, the young bride approached

her new husband...and asked for $20.00 for their first

lovemaking encounter.

In his highly aroused state, her husband readily agreed.

This scenario was repeated each time they made love,

for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was

a cute way for her to afford ... new clothes and other

incidentals that she needed.

Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised

to find her husband in a very drunken state.

During the next few minutes, he explained that his

employer was going through a process of corporate

downsizing, and he had been let go.

It was unlikely that, at the age of 59, he'd be

able to find another position that paid anywhere

near what he'd been earning, and therefore,

they were financially ruined.

Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed

more than thirty years of steady deposits and interest

totaling nearly $1 million.

Then she showed him certificates of deposits issued

by the bank which were worth over $2 million,

and informed him that they were one of the largest

depositors in the bank.

She explained that for the more than three decades

she had "charged" him for sex, these holdings had

multiplied and these were the results of her savings

and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and

investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so

astounded he could barely speak, but finally he found

his voice and blurted out, "If I'd had any idea what

you were doing, I would have given you all my business!"

That's when she shot him.

You know, sometimes, men just don't know

when to keep their mouths shut.

That was good. Thanks, I neded that.

His Name wasnt Rick was it?