What are they worth??

Old folks are worth a fortune with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, lead in their feet and gas in their stomaches.

I bumped into an old mate the other day, ... havent seen him for donkey's years. He said that, over the past few years, he'd made a lot of new friends. He said:

"As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed. Then I go to see John. Next, it's time for Uncle Toby to come along, followed by Billy T. They leave and Arthur Ritis shows up and stays for the rest of the day. He doesn't like to stay in one place very long, so he takes me from joint to joint. After a busy day, I'm really tired and glad to spend the evening with Johnny Walker. What a life!! Oh yes, I'm also getting to know Al Zheimer.

The preacher came over the other day. He said that at my age I should be thinking about the hereafter. I tol him that I do, all the time. No matter where I am; if I'm in the parlour, upstairs, in the kitchen or down in the basement, I ask myself, WHAT AM I HERE AFTER????????"

Rick.

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