I think I may have shared the following with you a couple of years ago but, they're good enough to repeat.

The following are supposed to have been written by children from a Catholic elementary school who were answering questions about the old and new testaments.

* Adam and Eve were created from an apple tree.

* Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark.

* Lot's wife was a pillar of salt by day, but a ball of fire by night.:classic:

* The Jews were a proud people and throughout history, they had trouble with the unsympathetic Genitals.

* Moses went up on Mount Cyanide to get the Ten Ammendments.

* The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.

* The seventh commandment is thou shalt not admit adultery.:nervous:

* Moses died before he ever reached Canada.

* The greatest miracle in the Bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.

* Solomon, one of David's sons, had 300 wives and 700 pocupines.

* When the three wise guys from the east side arrived, they found Jesus in the manager.

* Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.

* Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do one to others before they do one to you.

* The people who followed the Lord were called the 12 decibels.

* The epistles were the wives of the apostles.

* One of the opossoms was St. Mathew who was also a taximan.

* St. Paul preached holy acrimony, which is another name for marriage.

* Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.:dead:

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

Funny! I'm going to pass it along.