My uncle just e-mailed me this and I thought I'd post it here.

"A blonde woman came in to the dealer and asked for part seven-hundred-ten. They all looked at each other, and the mechanic asked, "What is a seven-hundred-ten?" She replied, "You know, the little piece in the middle of the engine. I lost it and need a new one. It had always been there."

The mechanic gave the woman a piece of paper and a pen and asked her to draw what the piece looked like. She drew a circle and in the middle of it wrote 710. He then took her over to another car which had the hood up and asked, "Is there a 710 on this car?" She pointed and said, "Of course, it's right there."

Click here to learn the identity of the mysterious 710: http://mademelaugh.com/gfx/710.jpg

that was good

I got one for ya-

An woman walks onto a Norwegian car dealership lot and asks the sales associate if she can look at the ford on the lot. The salesman looked across the lot and said " Thats not a ford. Thats a FJORD!!!

hehe

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