Why Racing is better than Sex

Why Racing is better than Sex

1) You and your car always finish at the same time.

2) You always know where to put your hands.

3) Your car will never stop running just because you forgot the day you bought it.

VERY short books

1) A Jorney through the Mind of Dennis Rodman

2) Everything Men Know About Women

3) French Hospitality

T-Shirt Slogans:

1) "Frankly, Scallop, I Don't Give a Clam." (Seen on Cape Cod)

2) "Procrastinate Now."

3) "Rehab Is for Quitters."

A Man’s Perfect Breakfast

1.) Your son is on the Wheaties box

2.) Your daughter is on the cover of "Fortune" magazine

3.) Your girlfriend is on the cover of "Playboy"

4.) Your ex-wife is on the milk carton