This is a funny one, had it sent to me from a punk rock band. A very Politically Correct winter holiday statement.

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit our best wishes for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or secular traditions at all...

and a fiscally successful, personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2007, but not without due respect for the calendars of choice of other

cultures and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform or sexual preference of the wishee.

(By accepting this greeting,

you are accepting these terms.

This greeting is subject to

clarification or withdrawal. It is freely

transferable with no alteration to the

original greeting. It implies no

promise by the wisher to actually

implement any of the wishes for

her/himself or others, and is

void where prohibited by law, and is

revocable at the sole discretion of

the wisher. This wish is warranted

to perform as expected within the

usual application of good tidings

for a period of one year, or until the

issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,

whichever comes first, and warranty is

limited to replacement of this wish

or issuance of a new wish at the

sole discretion of the wisher.)

May your celebration (or not) of the winter solstice be enjoyable (as you see fit).

Joyous Joy!

E

Merry/Happy CGZ

Thanks again for the 4-barrel intake! Lets see, that was a year or two ago? Merry chrismas, happy Hanukkah, happy whatever your beliefs! Thank you all my Zcar brothers, and sisters!

or you can combine holidays like .....

Christmas + Quanza and call it..... Quismas.

just a thought.

Dave.

Happy Holidays everyone

Hmmmm, interesting... certainly takes political correctness to the extreme. I'll just say "Merry Christmas and Happy New Year".

I hope you have what ever kind of holiday you may or may not wish for!

Will

Bad Religion?

Guess we better move on to Happy new year now.

Bad Religion?

The one and only! I take it we have the same impecible taste in music :cheeky:

Hell yeah! I got the same email!

or you can combine holidays like .....

Christmas + Quanza and call it..... Quismas.

just a thought.

Dave.

And how would it be pronounced.......in the southern states?

I think they already have an expression that would sound very similar....except it has NOTHING to do with Christmas and Quanza....

I believe our resident Hillbilly Redneck is fond of using it.

E