Yes, this IS all true.

While it's not REALLY funny enough to make you roll on the floor laughing, it just MIGHT cause you to crack a smile.

This concerns my lovely, beautiful, compassionate,thoughtful, darling wife of 40 years.

During her lifetime she's done things that a lot of men only dream of doing while some men would think twice about doing.

I've seen her on horseback, full gallup through mountain scrub, dodging branches, leaping logs, standing in the stirrups, leaning forward over the horses neck, reigning with one hand, waving hat in the other, screaming at the top of her lungs, running brumbies (wild horses). Real "Man From Snowy River" riding.

There's a photo in our album of her in wet suit and scuba gear with her arms around a bloody great grouper that was big enough to take your arm off. Darn thing was about five feet long.

I've got photos of her, completely covered in sticky mud from head to foot, dressed in overalls complete with helmet, taken after a day spent exploring a cave system with a couple of National Park Rangers that are not open to the general public.

I think that's enough to convince you that she's the sort of woman who could face the devil himself and spit in his eye.

Well now, ...... just before I began writing this post, she called out to me to "COME, .......QUICKLY!!!!!!". I raced outside and found her backed into the corner of her sewing room, behind the ironing board with the iron in her hand.

"What's up?" I said and followed her pointed finger. It was the only thing I've ever known her to be scared of.

A BLOODY COCKROACH. ROFL

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

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I think that's enough to convince you that she's the sort of woman who could face the devil himself and spit in his eye.Rick.

:devious: :devious:

She married the likes of you didn't she and hung around for 40 years,

I'm convinced!

I bet she made you take the carcass right down to the land fill too-my wife wouldn't allow something like that to stay in "her" house!

Will