Will and his latest girlfriend had returned from a dirty weekend. During the course of the weekend's "festivities", they decided to buy themselves a pet each to remind them of the wonderful time they'd had. Will bought a snake while she got a skunk.

As they were about to pass through airport control, they noticed a sign which said; "NO ANIMALS WILL BE ALLOWED THROUGH QUARANTINE".

Slightly distressed, she turned to Will and asked him what they should do. After thinking hard for a few minutes, Will came up with a plan.

"What I'll do is tie the snake around my waist and try to pass it off as a snake skin belt".

"Yes", she replied, "but what about my skunk?".

"I don't know", Will said, "you'll just have to hide it up your skirt".

"But what about the smell?", she asked.

Will replied, "Look, if it dies, ... it dies".

Rick.

:devious: :devious:

That's just wrong...

you mistook my name with Bills!

Will

No Will That had to be you. I cant even get a girl to go to the movies with me, don even mention a trip!

Hey Bill, have you considered taking a shower? That might get rid of the smell!

E

yeah and i even put on clean underwear!

hahaha;

Did you use soap?

J/K you know;

E

yeah and gasoline!

Bill,

It has to be because you are telling everyone you are Bill Clinton, not Bill Ramsey.

You are suffereing from the stain of one who does not know the meaning of of the verb "is".

Finish a Z, drive it for your date, use your real name, and watch and follow the instructions on "There's something about Mary" and you should be fine...

If you are still having problems ask Rick what to do-but remember, he has a motor home, and you have a Z, scale things down a wee bit!

Will

Will, Bill Clinton was the best pimp in history! He was pimpin hose in the white house!

Bill,

Using the word "Best" and the the name Bill Clinton in the same sentance is like comparing your mother to Paris Hilton-though Paris would be a perfect character match for Bill Clinton...

Will

its not like i got time for no ho anyway

Bill,

Work hard and play hard, say what you mean, and mean what you say.

Especially when it comes to breats and thights!

Will