A woman and her lover suddenly hear the front door of the house open and her husband announce: "Honey, I'm home!"

The Lover jumps out the window at the woman's insistence, bare naked. Since it's quite early in the morning, barely 7 am, and not having had time to get dressed, and noticing a group of joggers coming around the corner he decides to join them.

Surprised, one of the joggers looks at him and asks: "No running shoes?"

The lover replies, "Yes, this is for better ventilation of my toes!"

"No Shirt?" the jogger continues.

"Better armpit ventilation!" the lover answers back.

"No shorts, no underwear, no jockstrap?" the jogger queries.

"Yes! More agility and no chaffing!" is the reply.

"Ahhh! I understand, and the rubber is in case it rains, right?"

yeah right...