Grandma's boy

When the Arkansas Kid was 5 years old, he was dropped of at his Grandma's house one day. She had agreed to babysit for the day.

Little Billy was in Grandma's bedroom while she was dusting off the mantlepiece when he said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?".

Grandma replied, "Billy, my computer is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom and play on it all day long. The religious sites make me feel good and the joke sites make me laugh. I'm happy with my computer as my boyfriend".

Grandma turned on the computer and it was so slow she couldn't get anything to work. She tried banging the desk to get the computer to work faster. Frustrated, she started banging the computer hoping to fix the problem.

Little Billy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and, ... there stood Grandma's minister.

The minister said, "Hello Billy, is your Grandma home?".

Little Billy replied, "Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend".

Rick.

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