Mistaken/ficticious/humorous identities

[hls30.com]

Here is a thread of all of the Non-Z identity based stuf that has been going on in some of the Z info threads. Post silliness to your hearts content, but be courteous, polite, and respectful of others. If you want to post something that exhibits a behavior that you don't want your employer, customer, significant other, best friend, spiritual leader, Z parts vendor, or laywer to know hides within you, don't post it here either.

Lets keep the posts to Z threads more thread and specificly Z related than not.

Has anyone seen Mke Hunt?

Mr. Hugh G. Rection paging Mike Hunt...

Will

[zhead240]

once worked with a guy named phil mcrakinROFL

[26th-Z]

I'm afraid Mike left the relationship she was in with the Z guy she was dating and is no longer on Mckrack's arse.

[geezer]

I worked with a guy named Les ****ens who took more than his share of digs. Automatic censor keeps bleeping out this guy's real name.

[veritech-z]

I'm pretty sure we're all talking about a particular individual, but the whole secret/alternate identity thing reminds me of this time that I went to get my license renewed, and while waiting in the holding tank for my name to get called I had nothing to do but actually read all the crap they put on the walls. One of them was a bulletin board full of pictures of known ID fraud perpetrators, and photocopies of their licenses. This one guy was so gangster, he had John Doe, John Smith, and my personal favorite: Bruce Wayne (the secret identity of Batman for those who don't know). I bet the person who took his application was all "Wow, Bruce Wayne, huh? You don't say...next!"

[Obewon]

Paging Mr. Mehoff, Jack Mehoff to customer service please.

[g72s20]

Ah yes! The HUNT bros. Michael and Eric, and their maiden aunt...... Ophelia Crutchmore.

A great Australian act, The ZARSOFF Brothers...Bluey, Rocky, Rudy, Burnie and Lefty. Fronted by Izzy Forreal.

[ChrisA]

Stu Pidaso, you have a call on line 3. Paging Stu Pidaso to line 3.

Chris A.

[sakijo]

There's the rather famous Silva brothers of Hawaii - Sterling, Quick, and Hi-ho. Really. Look them up in the phone book.

[zbane]

Someone once mistook me for someone that gave a damn. Does that count?

I have been accused of being a "Smart @ss," to which I always reply:

"I'd rather be a Smart @ss than a Dumb $hit, anyday!"

Those that get it, shut up-those that don't, don't.

If any of you are ever called a smart @ss, please feel free to use that response.

[=Enigma=]

Does anyone remember the songs:

"Yellow River" by I.P Freely

"Brown Walls" by Who Flung Poo

"Under the grandstands" by Seymour Butts

Ok, that was fun. Back to acting my age.

[george71z]

We once had a guy at work who would call the operator, and have her page Marty Cohn. The spanish-speaking workers had a blast with that one.