Wordsmithing:

Following is the winning entry from an annual contest calling for the most

appropriate definition of a contemporary term.

This year's contemporary term is: Political Correctness

And the winning entry was: "Political Correctness is a doctrine fostered by a delusional, illogical liberal minority, and rabidly promoted by an unscrupulous mainstream media, which holds forth the proposition that it is entirely possible to pick up a turd by the clean end."