You can't get 10 pounds of sh!t in a 5 pound bag.

Confucius Says.

Virginity like bubble, one pr!ck, all gone

Man who run in front of car get tired.

Man who run behind car get exhausted.

Man with hand in pocket feel kocky all day.

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok

Man with one chopstick go hungry.

Man who scratch a$$ should not bite fingernails.

Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse.

Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

Crowded elevator smell different to little person.

Always be frank with your boss. That way, when you screw up, Frank will get the blame.

Rick.

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Three guys walk into a bar. The fourth one ducks.

I had to think about that one for a second,

What do you call a rusty car with no engine- a Datsun 240z

Sleeps Well with others.

TANSTAAFL

There

Ain't

No

Such

Thing

As

A

Free

Lunch

Confucius say, ...

Boy who sleep with stiff problem wake up with solution in hand.

Girl who sits on judge's lap gets honourable discharge.

Lady who go camping must beware of evil intent.

Man who keep feet firmly on ground have trouble putting on pants.

Man who stands on street corner with hands in pockets, not feeling crazy, feeling nuts.

He who fishes in other's holes often catches crabs.

Man who go to sleep with itchy bum wake up with smelly finger.

Rick.

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