job interview

An old man is sitting in the mall on a bench near the fountian.

A punk-rock kid ( multi-colored spiked hair, tatoos,multiple percings,the works) comes and sits down on the same bench.

The old man is staring at him hard. After a minute or so the kid looks at him and says "What, haven't you ever done anything crazy in your life?" The man says "Well, yes I have, one time I got realy drunk and slept with a parrot---- I was just wondering if you were my son."