One day, upon arriving home from work, Fred's wife informed him she was interested in having breast enlargement surgery. When he asked why, she said, "Because it will make me more attractive to you".

He asked how much the operation was, and she replied,"$4,000 per breast".

He exclaimed, "$4,000 per breast?! that's rediculous. We can't afford that. Have you tried the toilet paper method?".

She looked puzzled.

He said, "sure, ... each night, before you go to bed, rub toilet paper between your breasts, and, over time, they should grow".

"That won't work", she said.

Fred replied, "It worked on your arse".

Rick.

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Hahahahaaa !

Thyats FUNNY !