A dwarf was driving through town, obeying the speed limit and generally driving in a safe manner. When he had to stop at a red light, he got very badly rear ended, fair up the Khyber Pass.

The dwarf got out of his car, surveyed the damage and yelled at the driver of the other car, "I'M NOT HAPPY !!".

The other driver replied, "Well, ... which one are you?".

Rick.

HA HAA

Nooo Heee Didin't ! ?

Thats so messed up !