I took my Zed, "Precious" out for a run the other day and was cruising along at 60k's when I was overtaken by a bloody CHOOK. So I upped the power to 80 and passed the chook. A moment later, the bloody chook blasted past me again so I hit 100 to draw level with it. Just as I'm about to overtake it, the chook stepped up the pace and I'm doing 105 k's, then the chook put on another burst of speed and I'm tickling his tail feathers at 115k's when the chook suddenly turned off into a farm.

I skidded into the farm driveway and chased the chook up to the farm house and watched as it went into a coop out the back. The farmer came out and asked if he could help me at all and I asked him about the 115k chook.

"Oh, ... that'd be right", the farmer said. "She's one one of the four legged chooks I bred so that families could have a leg each with their Sunday roast. Now, ... I was absolutely amazed. "A four legged chook", I said to the farmer, "What do they taste like".

"Dunno", the farmer replied. "I've never been able to catch one".

hahahahah

for those of us stateside: chook = chicken

Ahhh,

Thanks for that Jason, I sometimes forget that not all Americans understand Oz.

Rick.

Speeding bullet? would you be speaking of your bedroom performance Rick?

And I should have known.

Bill wants to know how you are in the bedroom Rick.

Speeding bullet? would you be speaking of your bedroom performance Rick?

Speeding "pullet" Bill.

Sounds like there's a dirty joke in there somewhere too, but I'll leave that for others.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pullet

A pullet is a young chicken, more specifically a hen (female) at least 20-weeks-old which has begun to lay eggs but has not yet moulted. Pullets are more productive than the older laying hens; they often produce eggs for an entire year, while hens will lay for six-to-seven months.

Well now, Bill,

To answer your question mate, Barb and I have been married now for little over 40 years, and she STILL SMILES on a regular basis.

Rick.

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Wow!

Rick maybe you can explain to your Bill about breats and thights-he needs to know they aren't just for buckets of chook from the Colonel!

Bill is after all, at the Uni now in a target rich environment, but with nothing to show for it but his two hands...he needs fom higher education...

Will

Would you believe it Rick? I've had a run with the same breed of chook!! Chased the bugger for a few miles in the old Ford Fowlcan, then....Disaster!! a godawful bang, rattle....then rolled to a silent stop.....and when I got out, lifted the bonnet and fanned away the smoke and fumes to inspect the damage.......Yep, you guessed it..................I'd thrown a big hen !!

Good one Jim,

A very nice play on words.

Rick.

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The time read the title I thought the subject was superman!

Maybe its a super car! who auta say!

Chook isn't so bad.

I get it when people say 'swarf' may not be a real word!

Don't you people speak English?