You Can Never Really Go Back

There was this couple who had been married for 50 years. They were

sitting at the

breakfast table that morning when the old gentleman said to his wife,

"Just think, honey,

we've been married for 50 years."

"Yeah," she replied, "Fifty years ago this very day, we were sitting

here at this breakfast

table together."

"Hmmm," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as

jaybirds fifty years

ago this morning."

"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we?" Whereupon the

two stripped

to the buff and sat down at the table.

"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My

nipples are as hot for you

now as they were fifty years ago."

"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and

the other one's in

you oatmeal!"

Good one Rain,

Be even better if it was posted in the Funnybone forum though ROFLROFL

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Now stop talking about Rick and his wife!

Good one Rain,

Be even better if it was posted in the Funnybone forum though ROFLROFL

Don't worry, I moved it.

Here's a photo of a new immigration camera. To me this picture represents the frustration of the issue to many parties. It is not intended to be taken literally or as my point of view.

sorry for the wrong post! heres another one!

An english professor wrote the words, "Woman without her man is nothing" on the blackboard and directed his students to punctuate it correctly.

The men wrote: "Woman, without her man, is nothing."

The women wrote: "Woman: Without her, man is nothing."

Actually Rain,

I wholeheartedly agree with the second quote.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Bill,

If you answer the doorbell and find a grey haired lady standing there with an angry look on her face,.... RUN !!!

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Will Do!

Me:knock knock!

You:who's there?

Me:interupting cow

You:interupting c...

Me:MOOOOOOOOO!

Actually Rain,

I wholeheartedly agree with the second quote.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

I'd have to agree with you, Rick when I compare the direction my life was going in before I met Daisey to the present. Maybe that's a little to serious for a 'joke' thread?

A chicken farmer went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a woman patron and orders a glass of champagne.

The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of champagne, too!"

He turned to her and said, "What a coincidence. This is a special day for me. I'm celebrating."

"This is a special day for me, too, and I'm also celebrating!," says the woman.

"What a coincidence," says the man.

They clinked glasses and he asked, "What are you celebrating?"

"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I'm pregnant!"

"What a coincidence," says the man.

"I'm a chicken farmer. For years all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally fertile."

"That's great!" says the woman, "how did your chickens become fertile?"

" I switched cocks," he replied.

"What a coincidence," she said