All those girls are more than you old farts could handle anyway!

Besides, women like that don't exist in my world.

You're right, all those girls would be more than I could handle at once. But one at a time would be no problem to a SINGLE man! :cross-eye

Remember, . . . anything over a Z-full is wasted . . . . . . . . . . . . to paraphrase Frank Zappa