A man and his wife were woken at 3 o'clock in the morning by loud knocking on the door.

The man got up, went to the door and found a drunken stranger standing in the pouring rain.

"I need a push", said the drunk.

"Not a chance", said the man, "it's 3 o'clock in the morning", slammed the door and went back to bed.

"Who was that?" asked his wife.

"Just some drunk bloke asking for a push", he answered.

"Did you help him?", she asked.

"No, I did not, it's 3 o'clock in the morning and it's pouring rain outside" he said.

"Well, .... you have a short memory", said the wife, "don't you remember, about three months ago when we broke down, and those two nice young men helped us?. I think you should help him and you should be ashamed of yourself".

The man does as he's told, gets dressed, and goes out into the pouring rain.

He called out into the dark night, "Hello, are you still there?".

"Yes" comes back the answer.

"Do you still need a push?", called the husband.

"Yes please", came the reply from the dark.

"Where are you?", asked the husband.

The drunk replied, "Over here on the swing".

Ok Rick, Admit it. You were the guy in the swing, right?

Cheers mate, Mike

I like it. Silly, but I still like it!

Ok Rick' date=' Admit it. You were the guy in the swing, right?

Cheers mate, Mike[/quote']

Not Rick,

At 3am he has just finished a sandwich at his neighbors house!

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Will