While I was driving down the highway the other day, (going just a LITTLE bit faster than I should), I passed under a bridge and, lo and behold, there's a cop with a speed gun aimed at me.

The cop pulled me over, walked up to the car and with that classic, patronising smirk, asked, "Runway too short huh?".

I replied, "Nah mate, I'm running late for work".

He said, "What work do you do?".

"I'm a rectum stretcher", I replied.

"A what?", he said.

"A rectum stretcher", I said.

"And just what does a rectum stretcher do?", he asked.

"Well", I said, "I start by inserting one finger on either side then work my way up to two fingers, then three, then four and eventually I have both hands all the way in and then I stretch, and stretch until, slowly but surely, I've stretched the hole until it's about six feet".

The cop said, "And just what do you do with a six foot arsehole?".

"You give it a radar gun and park it behind a bridge" I said.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Rick ya little riper!

I'm forwarding that to all of Queensland lawenforcement organizations-you may have a license, and proper rego, but I bet you'll get nowhere! The Mrs will have no trouble keeping you under thumb after that one

That's too damn funny!

Will

Rick, I've said it before and I'll say it again...you are really sick...funny, but sick. Welcome back from your weekend, and a belated Happy Fathers Day.

Cheers mate, Mike