While this is intended as a joke, it borders on serious because I know people like these "Customers".

Just imagine what would happen if people behaved the same way with their cars as they do with computers.

HELPLINE: Motoring helpline, how can I help you?

CUSTOMER: I got in my car and closed the door, and nothing happened.

HELPLINE: Did you put the key in the ignition and turn it?.

CUSTOMER: What's an ignition?.

HELPLINE: It's a starter motor that draws current from your battery

and turns over the engine.

CUSTOMER: Ignition?. Motor?. Battery?. Engine?. How come I have to know

all these technical terms just to use my car?.

HELPLINE: Motoring helpline, how can I help you?.

CUSTOMER: My car ran fine for a week, and now it won't go anywhere.

HELPLINE: Is the petrol tank empty?.

CUSTOMER: Huh? how do I know!?.

HELPLINE: There's a little guage on the front of the dashboard with a

needle, and markings from 'E' to "F'. Where is the needle

pointing?.

CUSTOMER: It's pointing to 'E'. What does that mean?.

HELPLINE: It means that you have to go to the petrol station and buy

some more petrol. You can install it yourself, or pay the man to

install it for you.

CUSTOMER: WHAT!!!! I paid $40,000 for this car!. Now you tell me that I

have to keep buying more components?. I want a car that

comes with everything built in!!.

(Reminds me of a woman I know. Rick).

HELPLINE: Motoring helpline, how can I help you?.

CUSTOMER: YOUR CARS SUCK !!!.

HELPLINE: What's wrong?.

CUSTOMER: It CRASHED, that's what went wrong!!.

HELPLINE: What were you doing?.

CUSTOMER: I wanted to run faster, so I pushed the accelerator pedal

all the way to the floor. It worked for a while, then it

crashed, ............ and now it won't start.

HELPLINE: It's your responsibility if you misuse the product. What do you

expect us to do about it?.

CUSTOMER: I want you to send me one of the latest versions that doesn't

crash anymore.

HELPLINE: Motoring helpline, how can I help you?.

CUSTOMER: Hi there. I just bought my first car, and I chose your car

because it has automatic transmission, cruise control, power

steering, power brakes and power door locks.

HELPLINE: Thanks for buying our car. How can I help you?.

CUSTOMER: How do I work it?.

HELPLINE: Do you know how to drive?.

CUSTOMER: Do I know how to WHAT?.

HELPLINE: Do you know how to drive?.

CUSTOMER: I'm not a technical person!!. I just want to go places in my car.

Does any of the above remind YOU of anyone you know??????????????

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Hahahahaha