A short explaination is needed here.

We Oz blokes have a saying, used when someone makes a statement that is obviously wrong; "YOU DON'T KNOW JACK SCHITT", meaning, "You don't know what you're talking about".

So,.......

For some time, many have wondered just who Jack Schitt is. Well, thanks to my genealogy efforts, I have found the Jack Schitt family tree.

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Oh Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack married Noe Schitt, The deeply religious couple produced six children; Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt and the twins, Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt.

Against his parents objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.

After being married fifteen years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced. Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and, because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt. Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials. The Shitt-Happens children were Dawg Schitt-Happens, Byrd Schitt-Happens and Hoarse Schitt-Happens.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now, if someone says to you, "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct them.

Sincerely,

Crock O. Schitt.

Rick.

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LOLLOL And all this time I was wondering... It's good to read funny "Schitt" on this forum everyone once in a while LOLLOL