A man who lived in a block of apartments thought it was raining and leaned out the window to check. As he did so, a glass eye fell into his hand. He looked up to see where it came from, to see a young women looking down.

"Is this yours?" he asked.

She said, "Yes, could you bring it up?" and the man agreed. On arrival, she was profuse in her thanks and offered him a drink.

As she was very attractive, he agreed. Shortly afterwards she said, "I'm about to have dinner. There's plenty. Would you like to join me?". He readily accepted her offer and both enjoyed a lovely meal.

As the evening was drawing to a close the lady said, "I've had a marvelous evening. Would you like to stay the night?".

The man hesitated then said, "Do you act like this with every man you meet?".

"No", she replied, "Only those who catch my eye".

Rick.

:devious::devious:

HaHaHa

Oh, Rick, I should have seen that one coming. I've said it before, and I'll say it again...you are a really sick fellow, but sooo funny. Cheers, Mike

That's awesome. Good stuff!

.....Freaky eye socket sex ensued and when he finally said good night she responded "It was good for me too ... I'll keep an eye out for you"

So wrong....

So wrong....

You should have seen it coming! (although she didn't...)

(double entendre, anyone?)

Ha ha , good one.