A kilted Scotsman was walking down a country path after finishing off a considerable amount of whisky at a local pub.

As he staggered down the road, he felt quite sleepy and decided to take a nap, sitting with his back against a tree.

As he slept, two young lasses walking down the road heard the Scotsman snoring loudly. As they looked at him, one said, "I've always wondered what a Scotsman wears under his kilt". She boldly walked over to the sleeping man, raised his kilt, and saw what nature had provided him at his birth.

Her friend said, "Well, he has solved the great mystery for us, now he must be rewarded". So, she took a blue ribbon from her hair, and gently tied it around what nature had provided the Scotsman, and the two young women walked away.

Several minutes later, the Scotsman was awakened by the call of nature, and walked around the other side of the tree to relieve himself.

He raised his kilt, and saw the blue ribbon. After several moments of bewilderment, the Scotsman said, "I dinna know where y'been laddie, ..... but it's nice to know y'won first prize".

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Everytime I hear that it cracks me up. Someone made a cartoon for it.

Ah Rick, You made me laugh me arse off...Mike