An Australian couple, living in Florida, both well into their 80s, go to a sex therapist's office.

The doctor asks, "What can I do for you?"

The man says, "Will you watch us have sexual intercourse?"

The doctor raises both eyebrows, but he is so amazed that such an elderly couple is asking for sexual advice that he agrees.

When the couple finishes, the doctor says, "There's absolutely nothing wrong with the way you have intercourse." He thanks them for coming, he wishes them good luck, he charges them $50 and he says goodbye.

The next week, however, the couple returns and asks the sex therapist to watch again. The sex therapist is a bit puzzled, but agrees.

This happens several weeks in a row. The couple makes an appointment, has intercourse with no problems, pays the doctor, then leave.

Finally, after 5 or 6 weeks of this routine, the doctor says, "I'm sorry, but I have to ask. Just what are you trying to find out?"

The old man says, "We're not trying to find out anything. She's married and we can't go to her house. I'm married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn charges $98. The Hilton charges $139. We do it here for $50, and I get $43 back from Medicare...!

hahahahaha

1Bravo6, Rick, Are you listening? This is your kind of joke!!!

Thats funny!!!

Thats not Rick's kind of joke. That's Rick in the joke.

Thats what i was thinking!

Hey Mike,

I've noted that one in my diary for possible future reference. I've got a way to go yet before I reach 80 but now I'm almost looking forward to it.

John and Bill,

I've added THAT in my diary as well.

Rick.

Hahahaha disturbing but great