A man in Phoenix calls his son in New York the day before

Thanksgiving and says:

"I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you

that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is

enough."

"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.

"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says.

"We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call

your sister in Chicago and tell her."

Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.

"No way they're getting divorced, I'll take care of this!!!"

She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.

The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.

"Okay, they're coming for Thanksgiving and paying their own way ."

That's hilarious! It would probably work, too.

That is so wrong and funny at the same time. Good one!

Bill,

Are you headed to see your parents?

Bill probably is john.

My guess is that he wants to reaquaint himself with his very good friend that he keeps in his wardrobe, next to the air pump.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

Haha that is a good one, a little cruel but it would definantly work.