...And for what it's worth I've never been offended by any of our "off color" conversations. I thing I may have even participated in a few.

Darbji, you certainly were great fun too. But you weren't crass. It makes a difference, and I appreciate the good natured fun.

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My comment was not offensive and if you read it in the context wich it was its fairly easy to see it isnt. If someone thinks it is they have a wandering mind.

dade280, what can I say. I can appreciate that your remarks were perhaps misinterpreted. If that is the case, I apologize for singling you out; we all have better things to do than to persecute the innocent. OTOH, your writing 'style' leaves a lot for the reader to interpret...

But, I am done with this.

Will, EScanlon, BigOak, Darbji, everyone, thanks everyone for your input.

Let's get back to Z's

Al

But, I am done with this.

Will, EScanlon, BigOak, Darbji, everyone, thanks everyone for your input.

Let's get back to Z's

Al

Hear, hear...healthy debate always welcome.

Cheerz!

Hear, hear...healthy debate always welcome.

Cheerz!

Healthy, respectful debate is always welcome.

Will

whats the debate? what is the topic? is it who comes first? the egg or the chicken?

They both came at the same time, but the chicken ran off when the egg came out...what a chicken....

Will

They both came at the same time, but the chicken ran off when the egg came out...what a chicken....

Will

Can't....help....myself....must....reply.

Will,

Did you ever consider that the chicken is the egg's way of making another chicken?

Sorry....must....gain....control

Can't....help....myself....must....reply.

Will,

Did you ever consider that the chicken is the egg's way of making another chicken?

Sorry....must....gain....control

Absolutely, but the freakin chicken was afraid of the egg(look what it took to pass the darn thing, imagine what would be coming out of it at some point)!

Add to that there was no rooster even mentioned and you have an asexual virgin chicken laying an egg-can you imagine the talk around the barnyard:eek:!

No wonder she left:dead:!

Will

Hey Will,

That bit about the virgin chicken is a very, very old story mate. I'm certain that I read a similar story in a book years and years ago.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

yup! its an old story . . . But no one knows whats the real answer!

I can honestly say, I never heard, read, or entertained the idea before, but then I can also honestly say I have never heard, read , or entertained everything you have either....a vegimite label comes immediately to mind!

Will

i love the debate of about who comes first... the chicken or the egg...

Ok back to the original question. Where are all the women? Is Darb the only one? or is there more women that are reading this and laughing at all of us that are trying to figure out how to get the women to respond? Darb maybe Fullhouse meant you were "PHAT" not "FAT"? Chris