this is a very old joke my dad told me, who served ww2 in borneo .There was a yank and a aussie both in the navy driving through the aussie outback.Each one trying to out brag the other,the yank said owe ships are so big the captain has to ride a motor bike around to do an inspection. Not to be outdone the aussie said, our ships are so big the cook has a minnie submerine to check the soup[.nexst thing a kangeroo jumped across in front of there jeep the yank said, god man what was that; trying to be very calm the aussie said dont worry about it mate it was just a grasshopper.

hahahaha thats funny