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I got a demostration of speed ticket about 7 years ago in my first Z. 78 280 2+2.

The light changed and stomped on it but tapered off at the speed limit and maintained it. He pulls me over and go through the motions and I'm like " I was doing the speed limit"

he says "I don't like how you got there"

47 dollar ticket

i saw that special too on MTV. Interesting how the two clowns were allowed to state that the driver was revoked and the 4 door had expired tags, yet they were driving anyway.

I did see the Z at the end too!

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he says "I don't like how you got there"

That sucks, you know that the officer was betting on you not wasting your time going to court over a $47 ticket. I would like see him tell that line to the judge

We once had local police jumping up on to I-80 and ticket speeders as they passed through the city limits. They go away with it for ~6 months before a local got nailed and when to court. Boy the judge was pissed :finger: and gave the city hell for letting it happen and the officer that was the worst offender lost his job.:bunny:

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The secret is cops are intellectual midgets. If i was really going that fast I asked the city clerk do you think I would stop?

Dont even get me started on these smog/emissions laws. Our state Goverenor announced he would do away with the law. Of course my tag expired and did not have the money at the time to get it to pass so I drove with an expired tag for two months. Needless to say I was ticketed three times...grr... had to pay all of them.

Our state used to have a similar law. $500 to register your car if you moved from another state. They eventually did the same thing and had to refund all the money to the owners.

$500 is ridiculous. Might as well put a sign up at the border. Welcome to Florida, Now bend over.

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1. I can't reach my license unless you hold my beer

2. Sorry, I didn't realize that my radar detector wasn't on.

3. Aren't you the guy from the village people?

4. Hey you must have been going 125mph just to keep up with me.

5. I thought you had to be in good physical condition to be a cop

6. Bad cop! No donut!

7. You're gonna check the trunk, aren't you?

8. I was going to be a cop, really, but I decided to finish high school.

9. I pay your salary.

10. That's terrific, the last guy only gave me a warning also.

11. Is that a 9mm? It's nothing compared to this .44 magnum!

12. What do you mean, have I been drinking? You're a trained specialist.

13. Do you know why you pulled me over? Good, at least one of us does.

14. That gut doesn't inspire too much confidence, bet I can outrun you.

15. Didn't I see you get your butt kicked on Cops?

16. Is it true people become cops because they are too dumb to work at McDonalds?

17. I was trying to keep up with traffic.

18. Yes, I know there are no other cars around-that's how they are far ahead of me.

19. Well, when I reached down to pick up my bag of crack, my gun fell off my lap and got lodged between the brake pedal and gas pedal, forcing me to speed out of control.

20. When an officer says, "Gee, your eyes look red. Have you been drinking?" Reply, "Gee, your eyes look glazed, officer. Have you been eating donuts?"

Cheers

Darryl

ROFL

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here we go again. dont put a german made plug for german cars in your japanese car.

that bosch plug is the biggest joke on the market

one electrode and 4 tips. well geuss what, you only get one spark. to go to one place each time that plug is fired. you could have 20 tips it wouldnt make a difference.

all it is is a gimmick to make you spend more money. plain and simple you have two choices of plugs

NGK or Denso Iridium

no other period end of it. if you want to use bosch parts get a BMW

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