Stereotypical, but FUNNY!

Bentley Forums

I used the ash tray today. How do I replace it?

Camaro/Firebird Forums

My girl slept with my brother and my wife. How can I kill 'em? btw, I have a record and I ain't going back.

Mustang (Chevelle) forums

Some punk kid in a Civic tried to race me.

Monte Carlo forums

Why do I keep getting pulled over, it ain't stolen yo.

Civic forums

Some punk kid in a Mustang tried to race me.

VW Bug forum

The Save the Earth concert was a success (pics)

Yugo Forum

When's the last time yours ran?

Lamborghini forum

Wind noise around 210MPH

Miata forums

Some redneck jackass in a Chevy Tahoe just ran over my car (pics)

Chevy Tahoe forum

Miata stuck in my undercarriage. How do I safely remove it? (pics)

Pontiac Fiero forum

Just bought a new flame retardant suit (pics)

BMW 7-series forum

Where to get service on my Rolex?

Cadillac forum

Problems with parallel parking at bingo.

Chevy Suburban Forum

Is the price of gas going down anytime soon?

Buick Forum

Is Medicare or Medicaid right for me?

Delorean forum

Just got back from the future and blew a head gasket. Please help. I'm from 1985.

Crown Victoria forum

How come people never pass me on the highway?

Honda Accord forum

Mom is giving me the car. Looking for some cheap, used 18 inch rims.

Toyota Echo forum

Do our cars use AAA or AA's?

Ferrari forums

Need suggestions about a business trip to Colombia. Want to get in and out fast.

Porsche forums

Tire just went flat. Is it best to trade or sell the car myself?

Saturn forums

Roman candle landed on my fender. Melted and need to replace.

Jaguar forum

Is the carbon fiber dash kit group-buy still on?

Mercedes forum

My wife and her stink hole lawyer are trying to ruin me in divorce court. How do I get them both killed and not get in trouble with my medical board?

Mini forum

Just flipped the Cooper after seeing The Italian Job. Suing the movie company. (pics)

Dodge Viper forum

I frightened myself on the way home from work yesterday. How to get pee stains out of

the leather?

McLaren F1 forum

Some punk kid in a F16 tried to race me.

Dodge Minivan forum

Where's the best place to post the soccer schedule so I don't forget where I'm supposed to be?

Hummer forum

Had a fender bender today. 24 hurt, 10 killed. Do I have to get the black touch-up paint from the dealer? He's 25 miles away. That's $35 in gas.

Fiat forum

Hello? Am I the only member?

Subaru WRX forum

I hate cops. Got ticketed for drifting in the Walmart parking lot.

Chevy pickup forum

How do I git the dried tobacco juice stains off the side of mah truck?

SRT Forums

"Will this void my warranty"

RX7 Forums

13B Groupbuy full, stop PM'ing me.

DSM Forums

Transmission Groupbuy Full stop PM'ing me

Supra Forums

Head to big to fit in car, should have bought a Targa.

Vette Forums

Why did I pay $50k for something with a Cavalier steering wheel?

Ford 2.3 forums

Help! Replaced everything, still doesn't start!

Chrysler 300 forums

My new 26s are rubbing WTF?

I really like the

VW

Lamo

Chrysler 300

Fiat

and Accord ones

I find them the funniest, though the Chrysler and Accord made me .

Z forum

Some punk kid in Mahatma tried to race me-and thought my car was a Porsche!

Will

Import Forum

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Will

Yes, very stereotypical, but very funny! Nice job, Mat!

One of them brings to mind a very old but funny joke (at least when I first heard it):

"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche? On a Porsche, the prick is on the inside!

BMW 5 Series Forum

I'm 24 and I need to know how to keep both the car and my house.

Porsche.... pricks are on the inside! HAHAHA

pretty much sums up the majority of forums.. Being a multiple car Ford owner, I can definitely agree with "Replaced everything, still doesn't start" add to that "Oh it was the trunk latch that prevented the car from starting...."

Cesna Forum

"Some old guy in a 240Z flew past me on the take-off strip today, and my wheels were already off the ground."

UPDATE!!!!

Toyota Prius

We get it. You love the planet like a fat kid loves cake. Tell you what — I'll acknowledge your superior consciousness when you stop driving 52 in the fast lane.

Hummer

Gotta hand it to you. You don't give a three-ton truck about what other people think. That's the attitude that tamed the Old West, that built the auto industry, that barged into Iraq to keep that oil...um, never mind.

MINI Cooper (urban dweller)

You've got the haircut, the clothes, a taste for obscure bands and obscure coffee blends. What car could possibly make the cut in that hip dictatorship you call a neighborhood?

MINI Cooper (suburban dweller)

"Oooh, honey, isn't that just the cutest thing?"

Yugo

You have a sense of humor. And you're contemplating suicide.

Chevy pickup

You hate soccer, unless your kids are playing. You still wonder what happened to Garth Brooks. You'll buy a Toyota pickup when there's a toboggan run in hell.

Lexus

"I don't even like cars, but since this is shopping, I'm going to spend a lot of money."

BMW

"My [insert noun] is better than yours."

Rolls-Royce

"Please, tell me: What actually was so bad about colonialism?"

Lamborghini

"This car is the most interesting thing about me."

Porsche (as interpreted by Corvette owner)

"What a jerk. Probably a lawyer, trust-fund brat, never worked an honest day in his life. Bet he gets his nails manicured."

Corvette (as interpreted by Porsche owner)

"What a jerk. Probably thinks NASCAR is real racing. He thinks 'dressing up' means a monogrammed bowling shirt."

Corvette and Porsche (as interpreted by attractive woman).

"What a jerk. Probably takes Viagra. Twice divorced, mid-life crisis. Sad."

Question: Why don't women who drive Corvettes ever get married?

Answer: They can't find anyone who is man enough for them!

::

(25 years ago I actually told that joke to a woman I knew who drove a Corvette. For some reason she wouldn't date me after that... )

Oh, and my Chevy pickup doesn't have tobacco stains on the door, but it does have oil stains in the bed from all the broken Datsun parts I have been hauling around in it for the past five years. (No offense intended, or taken...)

On the other hand, I do wear cowboy boots, (in the winter to keep the slush off my feet) and it would take a toboggan run in hell to get me to consider a Toyota pickup. (I almost bought a Nissan, but couldn't afford the extra 10 thousand dollars for a truck identical to the S10 I have. Besides, the Chevy comes with that cool "Service Engine Soon" light that never shuts off, even after the dealer fixes it!)

... Besides, the Chevy comes with that cool "Service Engine Soon" light that never shuts off, even after the dealer fixes it!)

Come on, the only way you knew it was broken was when the light went out!

Will

Lincoln Continental:

Question from Beatrice: Edith, when was the last time you received a ticket and what was the violation?

Response from Edith : It was last Sunday morning on the way to my granddaughter's house- I was on the Interstate going 35 in the fast lane with my left blinker going, but only for about 5 miles.