Back in the Wild West, There were two blonde cowboys, Will "The Zedman and Bob "The Sailor".

One day, they were enjoying a drink in the local saloon, when a man walked into the bar with an indian's head under his arm.

The barman shakes his hand and says, "I hate indians; last week the bastards burnt my barn down, assaulted my wife and killed my children. If any man brings me the head of an indian, i'll give him one thousand dollars".

The two blondes looked at each other and walked out of the bar to go indian hunting.

They found one and Will "The Zedman" snapped off a shot, hitting the indian in the head who falls off his horse but rolls way down to the bottom of a ravine.

The two blondes climb down to the body and Will "The Zedman" pulls out a knife ready to claim their trophy.

Bob "The Sailor" called out "Hey, Zedman, take a look at this.

Zedman replied, "Not now Sailor, I'm busy".

The Sailor tries again with more urgency in his voice and says, "I really think you should look at this".

The Zedman says, "Look, you can see I'm busy, I have a thousand dollars in my hand".

But the Sailor is adamant, "PLEASE, Zedman, Take a look at this".

The Zedman looks up and sees that standing at the top of the ravine are ten thousand indians in full battle gear, shakes his head and says;

"Oh ...... MY.... GOD!!!!. we're going to be MILLIONAIRES!!!!!".

Rick.

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I Want to Buy That

A blonde goes into a nearby store and asks a clerk if she can buy the TV in the corner.

The clerk looks at her and says that he doesn't serve blondes, so she goes back home and dyes her hair black.

The next day she returns to the store and asks the same thing, and again, the clerk said he doesn't serve blondes.

Frustrated, the blonde goes home and dyes her hair yet again, to a shade of red.

Sure that a clerk would sell her the TV this time, she returns and asks a different clerk this time.

To her astonishment, this clerk also says that she doesn't serve blondes.

The blonde asks the clerk, "How in the world do you know I am a blonde?"

The clerk looks at her disgustedly and says,"That's not a TV -- it's a microwave!"

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