zhead240 Posted January 25, 2008 Share #1 Posted January 25, 2008 at least you'll know where your girlfriend is. http://www.conjugalharmony.com/browse.html Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Montezuma Posted January 25, 2008 Share #2 Posted January 25, 2008 Wife....you have to marry her to get with her....I got a friend that might need this service. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DeesZ Posted January 26, 2008 Share #3 Posted January 26, 2008 Wow!! Cream of the crop!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bigoak Posted January 26, 2008 Share #4 Posted January 26, 2008 Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.Conjugal visits can sometimes be arranged as brief, out-of-prison furloughs. The first meetings for marital consummation are usually arranged within one (1) week of the marriage, and visits can last for up to four (4) days. How long the marriage lasts, however, is up to you. Ah...dream girl Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WingZr0 Posted January 26, 2008 Share #5 Posted January 26, 2008 Yeah, "The naggin stops when the bars slam shut!" Look at these convictions! ROFLROFL armed robbery, grand larceny, auto theft and arson. Tried to kill my old man when he was sleeping but he beat me something bad. Contributing to the delinquency of a minor, kidnapping, taking a minor across states lines for the purpose of prostitution, and murder 1. Sad part is this ones actualy HOT, with a likely story Drug deal went bad, next thing you know, I got hauled off for killing a cop. I'm a good person. And this one has the nerve :dead: I beat up this bitch cop with my bare knuckles and she died so I'm done for life. Lets chat! Who needs The Mall, when you got The Pen. ~Z~ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhead240 Posted January 26, 2008 Author Share #6 Posted January 26, 2008 Malicious mischief, vandalism, then a guy I dated turned up dead plus his wife.Conjugal visits can sometimes be arranged as brief, out-of-prison furloughs. The first meetings for marital consummation are usually arranged within one (1) week of the marriage, and visits can last for up to four (4) days. How long the marriage lasts, however, is up to you. Ah...dream girl hey bigoak, sounds like your talking from experience. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Surfsup Posted January 26, 2008 Share #7 Posted January 26, 2008 man o man. :cheeky: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dade280 Posted January 27, 2008 Share #8 Posted January 27, 2008 thats kind of hot actually Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zedhead_240 Posted January 27, 2008 Share #9 Posted January 27, 2008 the rings of life, the wedding ring, the engagment ring,and the suffering. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zhead240 Posted January 27, 2008 Author Share #10 Posted January 27, 2008 Wife....you have to marry her to get with her....I got a friend that might need this service. dang, i knew there was a catch to it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
full house Posted January 30, 2008 Share #11 Posted January 30, 2008 Is it just a date or a one night stand with some of them . . . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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