The other day I went into town and went into a shop.

I was only in there for a few minutes and when I came out I spotted a cop writing out a parking ticket.

I went up to him and said, "Come on mate, how about giving a senior citizen a break?". He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

I called him a Nazi turd. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn tyres.

So I called him a shithead. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket. This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I didn't care, ...... I came into town by bus.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

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I may say your life is very color full! lots of funny stuff. . .