A man returned home from the night shift and went straight up to the bedroom. He found his wife in the darkened room still fast asleep, with the sheets around her waist, exposing her breasts.

Suddenly horny and not to be denied, he crawled under the sheet and proceeded to make love to her.

Afterward, he hurried down the stairs for something to eat and was startled to find breakfast on the table and his wife pouring coffee.

"How did you get down here so fast?" he asked. "We were only making love a few minutes ago".

"Oh, my god", his wife gasped, "that's my mother up there, she stayed over last night".

Rushing upstairs, the wife ran into the bedroom.

"MOTHER!!, I can't believe this happened. Why didn't you say something?".

The mother-in-law huffed, "I haven't spoken to that jerk for fifteen years, and I wasn't about to start now!!".

Rick.

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hahaha . . . where did you get that story it funny!!!