Another blonde joke.

A blonde, a brunette and a red head all work in the same office for a female boss who always goes home early."Hey, girls", said the brunette, "Let's go home early tomorrow. She'll never know".

So, the next day, they all leave right after their boss does.

The brunette got some extra gardening done, the red head went to a bar and the blonde went home to find her husband in bed with the female boss. She quietly sneaked out of the house and returned home at her normal time.

"That was fun", said the brunette next day at work.

"Yes, .. we should do it again sometime", said the red head.

"No way", said the blonde. "I almost got caught".

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"Shaaaaayyyyyy, mate, what's a breathalyser?", asked a drunk of his barman.

"That's a bag that tells you when you've drunk too much", answered the barman.

"Ah, hell, whaddya know?, I've been married to one of those for years".

Rick.

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