Joseph, a Jewish man, had dedicated his life to circumcising young boys. As he was getting on in years, he decided to retire, so he took his huge sackful of foreskins to the shop and asked the shopkeeper to make him a retirement present with the foreskins.

The shopkeeper agreed and told him to come back the next day. Joseph went back the next day and asked the shopkeeper what he had made.

The shopkeeper produced a very fine wallet. Joseph was pleased with the workmanship but said, "It's very, very nice but isn't it a little small for such a large bag of foreskins?".

The shopkeeper replied, "Yeah, ... but if you stroke it, it turns into a briefcase.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

hahahahaha