An Amish family went to New York and visited all the massive multy story department stores. They had never left their home before and were spellbound by what they saw.

The father and his son visited a particular store and were fascinated by the lifts, although they did not know what they were or what they did.

"What are those silver things with doors?", asked the son.

"I don't know .... let's stand here and watch for awhile", said the father.

Shortly and old lady on a walking frame struggled up to the lift door, pressed the call button, and went in.

A minute or so later, the door opened and out stepped a gorgeous young blonde with legs up to her armpits, wearing a micro-micro-mini skirt.

"Quick", said the father to his son, "Go and get your mother".

That was the ,main course, ... here's dessert.

God was talking to one of his angels.

"BOY!!!, I just created a twenty four hour period of alternating light and darkness on earth and I feel worn out".

The angel said, "What are you going to do now?".

God said, "I'm gonna call it a day".

BOOM BOOM.

Rick.

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Now you know why "down-under" they don't get this joke:

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back after you throw it?

Ready for this?

A Stick

What's brown and sticky?

A stick!!!!

What's long, hard and destroys Australians?

Primary School.

Look out, this usually causes a flood of abuse. I may as well say Fosh and Chops now I s'pose.

It's O.K. James, .... no abuse forthcoming this time mate. (I told our Northern friends a long time ago about the close relationships between N Zeders and their wooly family pets).

Hey "E", I think that one was first told to Captain Cook.

Rick.

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