There was this old-time preacher down by the river baptising people one day when this drunk staggered up to him. The preacher asked the drunk, "Do you want to find Jesus?"

The drunk nodded yes that he did want to find Jesus.

So the preacher grabbed the drunk by the collar and dunked him under the water. Then he pulled him back up out of the water and asked, "Did you find Jesus?"

The drunk, wide-eyed, said, "No."

So the preacher dunked him again and held him under for a little bit longer. He pulled the drunk up and asked him again, "Did you find Jesus?"

The drunk replied, "No."

The preacher dunked the drunk again and held him under for about 30 seconds. After pulling up a sputtering and flailing drunk he asked again, "Did you find Jesus?"

"No," the drunk said, "are you sure this is where he fell in?"

Now, .... THAT"S my kind of joke.

Thanks mate, it's a good one.

Rick.

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