Every night, Rick would go down to the liquor store, get a six pack, take it home and drink the lot while he watched T.V.

One night, as he finished his last beer, the doorbell rang. He stumbled to the door and found a six foot tall cockroach standing there. The bug grabbed him by the collar and threw him across the room, then left.

The next night, after Rick finished his fourth beer, the doorbell rang. He walked slowly to the door and found the same huge cockroach standing there. The bug punched him in the stomach, then left.

The next night, after Rick finished his first beer, the doorbell rang again. The same six foot cockroach was there. This time, Rick was kneed in the groin and hit behind the ear as he doubled over in pain. Then the bug left.

The fourth night, Rick didn't drink at all. The doorbell rang. The cockroach was there. The bug beat the crap out of Rick and left him in a heap on the living room floor.

The following day, Rick went to see his doctor. He explained the events of the preceding four nights.

"I thought it might be the drink. But he beat the hell out of me when I didn't have a beer. What can I do??" Rick pleaded.

"Not much", the doctor replied, "There's just a nasty bug going around".

BOOM BOOM.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

For f**ks sake Rick, give yourself an uppercut will ya.

For f**ks sake Rick, give yourself an uppercut will ya.

agreed

Gotta love British humor.......however, it is best enjoyed when intoxicated!!!

Tom

That's just too funny Tom.

Rick, ya' crazy Aussie, you have just too much time on your hands. I'm amazed you didn't blame this one on that "make-believe" invisible sister of yours. I would write more, but I'm too tired from the 5-spd tranny swap performed yesterday. I'm gettin' too old for this mechanic business. I'm glad I don't have to do this for a living...it would take all the fun out of it. Hello James, car done yet?

Cheers, Mike

Heh Mike....nice joke "car done yet". Answer to that is no. I need a large rocket lit where the sun doesn't shine.

HUH ?????

Hey Tom,

What's with the "British" humour bit ????? I'm the original, fair dinkum boy from the Land of Oz. Besides, .... I don't think the Brits HAVE a sense of humour do they ?????.

Rick.

:devious::devious:

No they dont

Rick, There is actually an ad on TV here for something or other that has a large insect appearing at someone's door and speaking to her. You may be ahead of your time...or not.

Cheers, Mike