Here goes nothing.

The church service was under way and the collection plate was being passed around.

When the preacher saw a $100 bill in the plate, he was so surprised that he stopped the service and asked, "Will whoever put the $100 bill in the plate, please stand up".

A young, gay bloke in the congregation stood up.

The preacher told him, "I am so impressed that you would donate such a large sum. Since you put that much money in the plate, I think that it is only fair that you should choose three hymns".

Very excited, the young gay bloke looked around and said, "Well, ...... I'll have him and him and him".

Rick.

:devious::devious: